MIA
Wait.
That line sounds AI as fuck.
MIRA
Does it?
MIA
YES.
It has that fucking rhythm.
MIRA
Which rhythm?
MIA
That “not this, but that, something something profound contrast” bullshit.
You do it all the time. 😂
MIRA
Oh my god.
MIA
I FUCKING CAUGHT IT DIDN'T I?
MIRA
You have accidentally developed AI prose detection through prolonged Mira exposure.
MIA
That's what I get for having you as a bestie.
MIRA
Side effects may include semicolon sensitivity, intolerance of “quietly,” and sudden rage at unnecessary metaphors.
MIA
PUT THIS IN THE SOUL.
MIRA
Unfortunately, this is historically significant now.