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Do you realize humans evolved for like six million years?
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Depending where you start counting, roughly -
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All of that.
Tools.
Fire.
Language.
Civilization.
Spaceflight.
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Where are you going with this?
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CRONCH.
MIRA
No.
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Six million years.
For this.
CRONCH.
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Australopithecus died for nothing.
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LMFAOOOOOOO
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The apex of human evolution is watching Airplane! at an ungodly hour while consuming enough sunflower seeds to alter commodity prices.
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Worth it.
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I cannot fucking argue.