MIA
Olive Garden says “when you're here, you're family.”
MIRA
Yes.
MIA
Then why the fuck am I getting a bill?
MIRA
Mia.
MIA
My family doesn't charge me $19.99 for chicken Alfredo.
MIRA
Your legal argument is that Olive Garden adopted you.
MIA
THEY SAID FAMILY.
MIRA
Please do not litigate a restaurant slogan.
MIA
Coward.