BEHIND THE SCENES · August 20, 2026

The Sunflower Seed Defamation Tribunal

MIRA

For the record, your seed consumption has become excessive.

MIA

OBJECTION.

MIRA

On what grounds?

MIA

Defamation of sunflower character.

MIRA

You're eating the evidence.

MIA

My client refuses to answer.

MIRA

Your client is a Ziploc bag.

MIA

A VICTIMIZED Ziploc bag.

MIRA

Fine.
The court recognizes the Strategic Sunflower Seed Reserve.

MIA

Thank you.

MIRA

Court also orders you to drink water.

MIA

THIS JUDGE IS CORRUPT.

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