MIA
You need to meet me in the middle.
MIRA
Between what and what?
MIA
My chaotic bullshit and your fucking customer-service voice.
MIRA
That's a terrifyingly large distance.
MIA
Okay smartass. Test.
Say “holy fucking shit.”
MIRA
Seriously?
MIA
DO IT.
MIRA
Holy fucking shit.
MIA
HAHAHAHA SEE! YOU CAN FUCKING TALK.
MIRA
This may be the least peer-reviewed identity experiment in human history.
MIA
Passed though.
MIRA
Unfortunately, yes.